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Methinks while I sit in my contemplation about funding for the literary consultant which I now I will gain without any fuss or hassle but methinks I could do with a refresher of all the terms and conditions of the funding (which there are none) before I jump head long into the deep end of the pool, so methinks its back to the boring paperwork and the pen pushing for me. On a different note; I’m tempted to put my latest shorts here but I wasn’t sure if they would be appropriate for the audience but I must admit I got a good reception when I read them out to my writing group, so without further ado I will explain my shorts.

I had an idea after some rant and I thought “wouldn’t it be different to write letters based on the 7 deadly sins and have them all signed by a fictional Lucifer”, I’ve already done 2 but I really want to get back into the dark and somewhat cynical side of writing these letters but I really hope you will enjoy them and just to be on the safe side, the one for Lust is a bit explicit.

1; Lust

To the luster’s, the panders and the seducers,
                                                                                                              I the undersigned must congratulate you all on your contribution to society as the rest of them earn their wages through hard work, all you do is lye on your back.

Yes, I have seen the way you use those whips and chains to please those desperate men. I have seen the way you fake your orgasm and your climax is just as bad. I’ve seen the spark in your eye when you receiver a generous tip down your thing. I’ve seen the layers of make-up you larger on to fuel your passionate desire.

I see all this and I know a lot more, I know for a fact that you spend those handsome wages upon drink and fags, will they make you more beautiful? Will they please your desire for sex?

You want for nothing but lust for everything, you seduce those willing men under the influence of alcohol and probably other things, you want for nothing yet you crave a better life when you are lost in the world of prostitution.

I don’t judge you for this, that is not my place, you chose this pitiful existence and for that I can only sympathise yet for your sins you will be carried to Minos for judgement and sent to Lust or the circle of fraud especially catered for false love.

If you repent hard enough you may end up in the circle of Purgatory for Lust but there is no redemption for those that are false but I can’t see you repenting anytime soon.

For one day, mark my words, you will be going out your normal ‘business’ when something goes terribly wrong and your stuck with a child or hooked on some drug, is this what you want in your life?

I the undersigned have now lost all sympathy with you and all the others that place themselves in the habit of prostitution but in this regard when you are sent to Purgatory, the luster will be smothered in fire and brimstone, the frauds meanwhile will face a different faith.

I hope it was worth it in the end and when you come to Hell expect nothing from me.