Well sufficed to say I have sorted out my CV and I’ve now got a script to remember as I have trail on Wednesday, doesn’t seem so bad but trust me, I’m a stickler when it comes to learning scripts, the down side to this trial is the fact that it is going to last 3 hours, yes you heard me right, 3 hours of nothing but talking to people on the other end of phone, sounds easy but when you have nerves like jelly its ten times harder. Anyway, I’ve finally written the rest of my shorts and I will put them here, sadly that means I’ve finished my goal of writing the 7 letters for the 7 sins but I really hope you have enjoyed reading them.
5; Envy
To the jealous,
I the undersigned must confess my own jealousy to those that reign in Paradise but I will not dwell upon my sins which seem inferior to yours, even now I can hear your whispers of jealousy.
You have strived for so long to be perfect but unlike Pride, you continued to improve by wearing a tighter dress or a even shorter skirt but it is all for nothing.
As you still look upon those glossy magazine covers wishing you could become like those mindless models, you still look at those women who pass you by thinking that your more beautiful and yet all those stares are directed are her and not you.
Your jealousy colours you with a vibrant green and everyone can see behind those vast insecurities to reveal a worse problem, your jealous of everything and everyone that you ever meet or see.
Can’t you see beyond this green haze of envy? Can you see nothing but an image of how you want to be? I the undersigned would show you some sympathy but there is little of that left to give.
Pity and sympathy come too late for you as you stare on in envy at those around you, you can barely trust your closest friend let alone yourself because of your envy and your selfishness.
There is no home for you here in Hell so I the undersigned would advice you to repent now so you can join the rest of the envious in Purgatory where you will be placed in freezing water to cool off your jealous heart.
Maybe its too late to repent as your jealousy continues to consume you and makes you blind to the world and I feel no sympathy for you now.
Signed
Lucifer
6; Wrath
To the wrathful and the angry,
Your screams will not help you here my angry friend, so I would advise you to sit down and shut up that wrathful tongue of yours so I can be heard.
I the undersigned have heard much about your anger from the very mouth that spits out wrathful vengeance at a whim but what is it all for?
I see that your angry when something goes terribly wrong, I see your anger when someone winds you up, I see the anger, the wrath, in your eyes when you confront your worst enemy.
Be thankful at least that your anger hasn’t turned to violence for that is a worse sin by far, be thankful at least that your words mean nothing and fall upon deft ears.
Yes, you heard me right, those angry threats are all for nought, do you really think anyone would listen to you? Do you think your enemy’s are afraid of you? Do you think your anger will solve all your problems?
The answer is clear but I see now that you have become angry but not with others but with yourself and the sad fact is that know I the undersigned speak the truth.
So your sin in Anger you will be cast down in Hell and you will rot in the black sludge of the river Styx but your repentance will bring you to Purgatory where you will be dismembered alive, not much of a good choice if you ask me.
I can hear your raised angry tone again, so I will be brief, you will not go to Purgatory my angry friend and in Hell you will find no comfort nor will you find me.
Signed
Lucifer
7; Greed
To the greed,
I the undersigned must ask you to put away that small pile of coins sitting upon your desk, waiting to be counted for a moment or so, just so I can have your attention.
I have seen the way you lick your lips as you count stacks of coins in your lonesome abode which has been lined by the same coin you wish to keep in your back pocket.
You begrudge the small loan to those that are needy, you begrudge giving money to any charity or cause, instead you watch your money grow as it sits in the bank or safe.
I believe you lined that safe with golden coin as well when you installed it into your abode, no wonder no-one wants to know you or even wants to know who you are.
You are so blinded by greed that your eyes only see the cash signs like neon lights, you spend nothing and save everything but you can’t even let one little penny go to waste, how are you so blind to this?
I the undersigned can’t show you any pity or sympathy for greed is almost a form of pride, for you take pride in knowing that your better off than everyone else around you.
Trust me, my greedy friend, it is those that are needy and hungry that are better off than you and to be honest they deserve better than your filthy green and gold coins and notes.
Don’t attempt to bribe the shadow of Death as you whimper upon the floor grabbing as much cash as you can, bribe me not when you see my form behind Death as we send you to Hell for your sin.
There you will be cast in as much gold as you like but you will drown in the pools beside the rest that are encrusted with priceless gems and stones.
Repenting would have been an option a long time ago and at least in Purgatory you would have been thrown into cauldrons of boiling oil, now its too late for you my greedy friend, see you in Hell.
Signed
Lucifer
On a different note; the dole was a waste of my time in even taking in all that paperwork but I suppose its better to be safe than sorry. On another note; my old blog has reached 2188 page views and this blog has reached 6220 page views. Once again a big thank you to all you nice people out there for visiting both blogs.
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