Firstly, I will apologise for the severe lateness of this post, for some reason or other my Gmail and my blog have been acting up and I can’t even write a post, of course the problem is slowly being resolved whilst I sit here and type this on my brother’s laptop. On a different note; the dole was still a waste of time and I could have saved myself the trouble of asking if it would be fine to apply for funding for the course I want to do, apparently I could it online and now I have to wait to see if I am eligible enough or not. On another note; the writing club was the same as always and I will type my Screwtape or rather Screwtape themed letter here.
Dear Succubus,
You have made quite a name yourself, haven’t you but we must thank you for that as you become quite a celebrity in these lower realms
Even the younger and more inexperienced tempters look up to you and hope that when their time comes that their patients will be as easy as yourself to convert, even Screwtape admires you.
However, your recent confession has drawn some unwanted attention from Our God Below as he too believed that you were made for our purposes.
When you confess your sins, I bet you guardian angel was pleased but when you swore to a life to celibacy, us below were none too pleased.
But I think that you’ve been fed the wrong information, the life you lead is perfectly normal for a male prostitute and also for someone who is addicted to Playboy.
You’ve never been one for confessional’s or churches for you can see our concern but believe me when I say that we will get you back into your old habits.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention, you may not realise it now but when you convert over to our cause, you will be rewarded with as much women as you like.
Tempted? Then discarded this foolishness, you’re better off with us anyway but just think about that offer, an eternity with all the women you desire.
Yours Sincerely
Middle Grade Tempter
Beelzebub
On a side note; my old blog has reached 2,378 page views and this blog has reached 8,692 page views. Once again a big thank you to all you nice people for visiting both blogs.
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